"FLOWERIZING" FLOWERS

Tonight, my brain let out a jolt. It's funny how it conjures up all this bullcrap that actually makes sense come to think of it. It asked, "Who wouldn't be glad to receive flowers?" (Of all random questions, why that???) And it came up with two compelling answers that surely blew a number of fuses to get to these: (Enjoy the complexity, the raw, gramatically-challenged line of thought!)

1. A seriously ill person with a mind that has been illness-degraded, and perhaps pessimistic already prior to such ill condition; a mind that thinks that being given flowers is a sign that he/she will die. In short, one sick quack o' wacko.

FYI: There's a huge difference in calling someone "ill" vs "sick". Use the right term.

2. A person who receives it from someone who is defined as an enemy or has causa priori to inflict possible future damage or harm. For this condition to fully answer the expectations of the question, the flowers given must either be any of the three arrangements: 1. An assortment with fresh crysanthemums 2. An assortment with dead crysanthemums 3. Any assortment that is olfactory-offensive; dead stinkin' flowers, bluntly put. In short, one over-analyzing, paranoid freak.

Flowery enough for 'ya? Blow me!